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"A book of quotations . . . can never be complete."

-- Robert M. Hamilton

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Those lousy Salem judges and their whole less-Satanic-than-thou attitudes.
-Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

'Do you think I got to be Chief of Medicine by being late?'
"No, you got there by back stabbing, and ass kissing."
'And I started it promptly at 8am every morning.'
-Scrubs

You'll never get to Heaven, or even to L.A.
If you don't believe there's a way.
-Hilary Duff (Why Not)

And maybe, maybe, maybe
You'll find something that's enough to keep you
But if the bright lights don't receive you
You should turn yourself around and come on home
-Matchbox 20 (Bright Lights)

.: posted by Pixie 11:03 PM

Friday, May 28, 2004

"Those who don't try, never look foolish."
Wicked

.: posted by Pixie 9:37 AM

Thursday, April 29, 2004

God be between you and harm, in all the empty places where you must walk.
- Ancient Egyptian blessing

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We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers.
- B5 (re:Techno Mages)

.: posted by Pixie 9:06 PM

Friday, March 26, 2004

Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

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You're like the little-engine-that-could of screwing yourself.
--That 70s Show

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There are things that go bump in the night, and we are what bumps back.
--Hellboy

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So what are you going to call it?
Bob.
Bob?
What? You don't like Bob?
You can't call a planet 'Bob.'
Oh, so what? Now you're the boss? You're the King of Bob?
--Titan A.E.

.: posted by Pixie 12:02 PM

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Sam: Why don't you like raisins?
Joon: Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes.

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Joon: You're out of your tree.
Sam: It's not my tree.

.: posted by Pixie 9:32 PM

Monday, February 16, 2004

The next time someone asks you, 'Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual anyway?' tell them, 'Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then interview, then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets rid of the rest of them.
--Karen Williams


Francis: "If I find that vibrator of yours I'm going to send it to your mother, along with a detailed letter describing your sexual perversions." Elsie: "Oh yea? Go ahead. Who do you think sent me the damn thing in the first place? She knows my pain."
--'She's The One' (movie)

.: posted by Pixie 4:03 PM

Monday, January 12, 2004

TV Commercial: There's just no reason why you wouldn't want to do this.
Jeanne: (looks up at tv) Because your commercials really annoy me?

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"Alright, let's act, my little talking props."
--Friends

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"Maybe that lazy pip-pip-cheerio attitude flys back in foggy old London, but you're in Ohio now, Govenor!"
--3rd Rock From the Sun

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Reed: The Empire is in peril!!
Quartermain: You're probably too young to understand this, but the Empire is always in peril of some sort.

Marksman: What are you?
Dorian Gray: I'm complicated.

Quartermain: Rumour has it you're a pirate...
Nemo: I prefer a less provocative title.
Quartermain: I'm sure you do.
--League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

.: posted by Pixie 10:44 PM